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Stephenie Meyer....

Mon Sep 8, 2008, 11:26 AM
....is a psycho. She is probably one of the stupidest people on the planet, and I deeply hate that so many girls look up to her.

Seriously, folks. Have any of you read her interviews? Or checked out her answers on her website? I wrote things like that when I was in the fourth grade. I want to see something intelligent that this woman has created, said, anything. Let me rephrase that. I want to see something intelligent that this woman has created and NOT turned her fans against with a raging passion.

Edit Add: "My focus is the characters--that's the part of the story that is most important to me. I feel the best way to write believable characters is to really believe in them yourself. When you hear a song on the radio, you should know how your character feels about it--which songs your character would relate to, which songs she hates. Hear the conversations that your characters would have when they're not doing anything exciting; let them talk in your head, get to know them. Know their favorite colors and their opinions on current events, their birthdays and their flaws." -SMeyer.

Okay, HOW CAN YOU THINK THAT WAY AND END UP WITH EDWARD CULLEN?! Seriously. She obviously doesn't take her own advice, because her characters are no better than what's folded up in my dorm closet, waiting to be packed up when I go home.

(Cardboard, btw, for those who didn't catch that.)

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No Comment on Stephanie Meyer. Just :facepalm:

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:iconhogwartsbandgeek:
Edward Cullen has flaws? Hmm... Let's go back and think what she's written about him. He's attractive. He has sparkling topaz eyes. His body his perfect. He's attractive. He's nice. He's smart. He's attractive. He's musical. He's attractive. I can't think of anything. Wait, there might have been something she mentioned once...maybe twice...darn, what was that?

Wait, oh yeah. He's a vampire, if you consider that a flaw, the way Meyer makes it seem, it makes it seem like heaven. (I personally would not surrender my mortality for a pansy of a boy like Edward.)

She makes girls think that you should do anything for a man, and chase him like a cat. (if that simile makes any sense) Did Edward have to lift a finger to get Bella to chase him? No. When I read books by female authors, I usually expect strong, female characters. None of this "Oh Edward! Save me! Save Me! Jacob! Come to me!"

Yeah, hanging out with some girls has really turned me against Twilight. They have NICKNAMES for Potter's sake! It's annoying! Speaking of which, how's that Twilight fan that lives in your dorm house coming?

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"...Yeah. [Stephenie Meyer] says Edward [Cullen]'s flaw is that he overreacts to everything -- that he goes to extremes. And I'm like, umm.......b.....s...."

-WeebleClock on [link]
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...Yeah. She says Edward's flaw is that he overreacts to everything -- that he goes to extremes. And I'm like, umm.......b.....s....

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Well, he's Atheist, which is a "flaw" for a Mormon writer.

I also think he's incredibly rude and, pardon my French, a dumbass. But since SMeyer won't acknowledge that, it just makes her seem even stupider.

Vamps are hot, and that is never a flaw. Edward is not a vampire--he's a fairy with a blood fetish. [link] That makes him less desirable for me, but more desirable for most of the young chicks who posion their minds with Cullen crap.

Turns out, most of the girls on my floor have read Twilight. Not all of them are fangirls, though, thank goodness. The one girl that I posted about is actually really cool. We've stayed off of the topic of Twilight.

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Stephenie. ^.^

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I'm a Deathly Hallow in the Caribbean Fire Nation of Ouran's Soul Society. ^^; [link]
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Going to extremes--behold! The flaws of an inexperienced writer! Not a flaw for a character.

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:iconweebleclock:
Exactly!

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Finally those you love are simply...those you love.

(The Queen of the Damned, Anne Rice)
:iconmadreamschaotic:
Finally someone agrees with me. It's taking me forever to trodge through Breaking Dawn because it's just so fucking convoluted. Her writing style reminds me of ESL students that I've tutored, except many of their stories had far fewer grammatical and syntax errors. My books are marked all to Hell from all of her mistakes. I tried reading some of the stuff on her website, but I couldn't stand thinking that this woman actually wrote anything at all.

Seriously, just wtf.

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"The real difference is that Jo Rowling is a terrific writer and Stephenie Meyer can’t write worth a darn. She’s not very good." - Stephen King
:iconsuper87:
I said what I said.

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Where your Treasure is, there your heart will be also
:iconuhanekahu:
Did she just listen to the part of Edward saying I PWNZ JOO!!!!!


seriously, hearing your charries is great but shes an idiot.


just.....ugh.


could I by any chance bother you for a link to her website?

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